[shit people say]

[paper-lantern]

Самое прекрасное в мире описание нудистского пляжа: there was much oscillation of unmentionables.©

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продолжение прекрасного

Вопрос: Could someone translate it for me please? I am not native speaker and [bla bla bla].
Ответ: Their dangly-janglies went wiggledy-piggledy.

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How do you titillate an oscillot? You oscillate it's tit a lot